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Response - Break your bank
Unfair really...
Businesses exist to make profits. A bank does not kill anyone or sell drugs to make money; it is in the business of using money to make money. So what if RBS or HSBC make those profits? That does translate into wealth for their shareholders. It is called the market economy at work.

Also some of the advice here is faulty and misleading. Naive people, who think they can switch around without damaging their credit score, would be in for a rude shock. The customer, who borrows a few hundred thousand quid, is not just a customer; he is a risk taken in return for an interest charge.

I do not work for a bank and the only reasoning I have used here is that of a business professional.
Luna Danser
07/04/2005
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It is time to get wise to money men's ways, writes Jon Strange.
Jon Strange
15/07/2004
My bank phoned me up the other day to ask me how I was doing. Nice guys. Was I happy with the service? Pretty much. Did I know I could access my account on the internet? Every week, I said. Did I want to know any information about the wide range of services on offer, including attractive rates on loans and mortgages, well-priced travel, home and life insurance, the best credit card in the market, a unit trust, ISA or the savings account with a special offer? No thanks, but cheers for asking.

I put the phone down with a smile. My first experience of cross-selling had been a breeze. Cross-selling is the buzz word in banking at the moment. Banks want to increase the revenue they make from each of their customers by selling them lots of different financial 'products', in addition to the normal services – sweat the assets a bit.

There was once a time when a bank was a fairly simple beast. You deposited your money with them, and then took it out again. Before . . .  read »
"But then one is always excited by descriptions of money changing hands. It’s much more fundamental than sex" (Nigel Dennis).
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